knob cheese

the odour coming from your bosses sweaty lunchbox

damn, your sandwich smells like knob cheese

by snagglepuss April 16, 2003

knob whacker

it means when you dive in a pool from a dive board and smack your dick first into the pool.

man, that knob whacker must've hurt like hell

by KK March 9, 2005

knob boy

1. On a pirate ship, a sex slave made to sit on a wooden knob to keep the rectum stretched.

2. One displaying these characteristics.

Yarrrrrr! Walk the plank, knob boy!

by stuinyerbutt February 25, 2007

hob knobbler

Once used as just a word for sucking dicks, now has turned into your average replacing of idiot. You will use this word without even thinking of penises or faggotry, only to eventually realize that this is the actual intended use. This word was pioneered and developed in the early days of 2009.

That kid is a giant hob knobbler.

by H.M. Murdock July 18, 2014

Done like a door knob

When you tap, turn, than shut a girl out of your life.

"Damn man that girl i fucked lastnite was done like a door knob!"

by blah blah blah durka durka muhamid ji'had April 12, 2007

door knob

A short fat cock wider than it is longer, all head no shaft!

Jenifer: Hey Sally, how'd it go with that dude last night?
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.

by Michael Nicholson August 12, 2007

knobsmack

a real knob of a dickwad(ref) that deserves a smack

keith is a f**king knobsmack

by KnobSmacker September 5, 2003