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Homie Humper 

A girl or guy who goes out with their friends boyfriend/girlfriend after they break up
omg i cant believe my best friend mary is going out with my ex now what a homie humper
Homie Humper by lilswagggurl November 6, 2011
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bumper humper 

a) somebody who will never pass you, but lingers way too close behind you.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.
"Hey dude, check out this guy behind me. He's totally riding my ass!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"
bumper humper by Mommypoo January 1, 2012

hill humping fuck

A player who takes overly ambitious shots in first person shooters whilst camped far away from the actual combat areas. They can usually be found on a hill or anything they can use for cover. This player is almost as unhelpful to his team as he/she is a massive cunt in real life.
Ex 1: I wish that hill humping fuck would stop camping and actually play the game.
Ex 2: If that hill humping fuck kills me one more time I’m uninstalling this game.

humpable 

n. Highly attractive; "fine." Typically said to express a desire to engage in sexual relations with.
Janine is mad humpable.
humpable by CrunkDawg April 30, 2003

Plumper Humper 

A Plumper Humper is someone who like's humping a fat person (male or female)
Jon is a total plumper humper and he is super proud of it.

or

Jane is a bit of a plumper humper but it makes her feel good giving like that.
Plumper Humper by -cM July 16, 2007

face humping

The act of humping a partner's face during a deep throat act of oral sex, rubbing the pelvic area around while thrusting, with one or two hands on the back of the partner's head for control.
Michelle kissed Jack passionately, her tongue locked with his. She gently pushed him back against the wall, her fingers working their way down his shirt, unfastening each button.
Then she started kissing his neck, as her hands kept moving downward, first grabbing him through his jeans and then yanking open his belt.
Jack moaned softly in satisfaction as she slid her mouth south, down his shoulder, pausing to flick her tongue over his right nipple, then kissing his chest, lower and lower, leaving a warm trail of kisses across his taughtened abdomen.
Finally, she hooked her thumbs in his underwear and pulled down, giggling as his erect member snapped up to brush her cheek...
She kissed the tip softly, then ran her tongue along the bottom, making him squirm in satisfaction. Then his hands were entwined in her hair, pulling her forward until she had his whole length in her mouth.
Jack then started gently thrusting towards the back of her throat, in the face humping technique.

Alternatively: Michelle let Jack indulge in frenetic face humping.
face humping by Fedora Jack March 31, 2016