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African Gold

/ˈafrikən gōld/
Noun

1. Another way of saying water.

The term "African Gold" refers to the scarcity and rarity of water within the global region of Africa.

Although african gold is a luxury to the blacks, it is nothing but a normality to western countries.

Typically, the women of an african tribes would travel countless days to reach the gold mine otherwise known was the water well.
The proper ritual in which one is able to bring african gold back to their village is by carrying it on your head only.
African 1: click clack clock dook dook african gold?
African 2: dokdokdok cluck dok!

Jerome: Damn nigga! After a tiring game of basketball, all I need is a big ol' bottle of african gold!

Tyrone: Hey where's Jamal? He's been gone for like 10 days!

Laqwanda: Oh, he's just out getting some african gold!
by Dave from the cave June 13, 2013
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comedy gold

Really good joke or humour, especially in the sense of unintentional hilarity. Comedy gold is or is worthy to be a classic.
I heard something today that was comedy gold: "I had lunch with several international students here; one German, an American and two from Nepal, and they were so typical: The European guy talked about culture, the guys from Nepal talked about religion, and the American was eating".
by Mikademus August 28, 2010
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slicker than cum on a gold tooth

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.
I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.
by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016
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Gone Gold

A game has "Gone Gold" when the final master copy has been produced at the developer and sent off for replication, packaging and shipment. The game is not yet released, but it will typically be around 2-3 weeks (sometimes less) before it begins appearing on store shelves and online pre-orders arriving at doorsteps. The term itself comes from the old practice of recordable CDs being manufactured with gold film. Hence the gold colored CD actually being the source, with no reference to copies sold as in the recording industry.
"The newest release in that game series is in 2 weeks, it has just Gone Gold!"
by Dragonne{TRIAD} June 7, 2004
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poops gold and pees whiskey

Someone very important to a group of people.
With as many touchdowns as Derrick Henry makes, they need to protect him like he poops gold and pees whiskey!
by I, Wreckerrr January 31, 2021
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go gold

To go gold is, for a piece of software, to be declared as ready or become ready for release to its intended users.
The bleeding edge photo editing program we've been hearing about lately is not to go gold for next 3 weeks.
by aniline July 8, 2006
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Old but Gold

Something that is old or classic, but is still regarded as having aged well and still being able to compare to things from today.
Queen is Old but Gold.

Jurrasic Park is Old but Gold.
by Hammer N' Nail June 22, 2016
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