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Epic Backhand

a backhand so epic that the person or thing recieving the epic backand is always seriously enjured usually killed and may even be destroyed from existence. similar to being backhanded by god.
Japanese Emperor: what just happened?!
General: Someone was just epic backhanded sir.
Japanese Emperor: Where at?
General: Hiroshima.
Japanese Emperor: Poor bastards....
by Winkmaster Wink October 28, 2010
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Epic Failure bro

When your doing something with your "Friend" and they really suck at it such as a team game which results in an insult due to their lack of ability to use their "brain power"
Man1: yo JD don't go in you might die
JD: sorry I'm too ignorant to listen so i will go in and die
Man1: NO JD!!!!!!....
Man2: omfg Epic failure Bro
Man3: YOUR STUPIDITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS... EPIC FAILURE BRO
by Mahboii January 21, 2011
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epic bao

equal to or greater than an epic fail
by derpityhurrr February 21, 2011
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Episcoterian

Churches (within the Presbyterian Church), whose worship style places emphasis on a liturgical form of worship, with emphasis of the sacraments. This form of Presbyterianism tends to follow the following criteria: 1) highly structured worship 2) places emphasis on quality instrumental and vocal music (organ) 3) includes any of the following a) The Sanctus b) a Fraction Anthem c) a Processional/Ressesional d) has more than one choir and 4) utilizes responsive readings heavily.
I worshipped at First Episcoterian today. The bulletin was five pages long!!!
by mattsplace85 November 16, 2011
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Epostal

The electronic equivalent of going postal but instead of going after the employees in person, it is going after them electronically by means of sending them a nasty virus.
Jim: That's it i've had it with my coworkers.
Ruby: Sounds like you are ready to go postal
Jim: Make that epostal as I'm working from home today.
by Mops11 August 2, 2011
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epon

In the Nigerian dialect, the word means scrotum balls
"Epon" bobo yen tobi means 'That guy has big balls'

"Epon" lo poju ni party yen jare' means 'They party was full of guys
by durosky November 16, 2011
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Epshitomy

When one has a brilliant or amazing idea whilst on the toilet.
"I had an epshitomy this morning in the bathroom"
by zub3000 May 6, 2013
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