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Wizard Balls

A term to describe a man’s balls that have not been trimmed for far too long.

When a man has neglected to trim his ball hair for too long thus resulting in elongated growth. He then styles the abnormally long testicle fur into a beard like shape (similar to Merlin’s beard). This can be emphasized by trimming all the hair off the top and sides of the balls leaving only the bottom hairs. This gives the balls a old mans face look. Having naturally white hair also adds to the flare of what is known as wizard balls.
Christian has the hairiest balls I have ever seen! They are fricken Wizard Balls!
by Sexual Chocolate Cup February 26, 2011
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Three Balls Deep

When three guys share the front seat in a single cab truck.
Troy, Shane and Dustin sat three balls deep on the way to Starbucks.
by AyPotter November 11, 2012
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Dippin' balls

That panicky feeling similar to when you get when your balls get stuck in yo gurl's pussy
"yoooo i'm dippin' balls right now"
"dude, I was straight up dippin' balls"
by Chica69420 January 24, 2017
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SHADY BALL LICKER

An all round bullshitter, A devious lying underhanded cunt. You never quite know what they're up to, but you know they're up to something
Paul " Steve didn't turn up last night as he said he had to fix his stepsons car"
Russ" That's funny i saw him down the pub last night"
Paul" That bloody Steve, he's a right fucking shady ball licker"
by razorhayes June 14, 2017
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fart baloon

A baloon that is filled up with fart gas instead of air or helium by sticking the baloon in one's asshole and cutting a long huge powerful fart.
Look 'lil Teddy, I got you a bunch of fart baloons for your birthday party. Be careful with those baloons 'lil Teddy. If you pop them it will stink very, very badly.Especially the red fart baloon, that fat Mexican dude Frank Robertito blew that one up after he ate a bean and cheese burrito with a side of chorizo.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017
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Excessive Ball Bag Syndrome

When your ball bag is larger than it needs to be. Its like putting two grapes in a sainsburys carrier bag.
Your ball bag is hanging out your shorts, do you suffer with excessive ball bag syndrome.
by Modern day jesus October 16, 2018
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all balls and no forehead

Slang for not very bright.
That poor fucker is all balls and no forehead.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
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