unichance

the best rapper ever

hey you heard of Unichance?

by blang kang widda klang February 16, 2023

Unicorn Pussy

When some queen puts glitter in the fisting lube and leaves your bioluminescent butthole sharting glitter for a week.

Strobe’s unicorn pussy captivated a large audience at last month’s fisting party. The guy stretching him open was tripping on shrooms and claimed that the hole spoke to him and revealed the meaning of life.

by Strobesauce May 22, 2023

UniCame

When you cum in the shape of a unibrow on your partner

The other day i was having sex with my wife and when i was ready i ejaculate i did so in the shape of a unibrow on her and then I said that i unicame

by Silvver June 13, 2023

unicame

The action of cumming on a man's or woman's unibrow.

Last night I gave Becky a unicame

by ShinigamiDio June 13, 2023

Unicorn Horn

Needed for satisfying two women, the act of strapping a dildo on to one's own forehead while thrashing their head like they are listening to heavy metal, while it is penetrating the women's rectum also simultaneously yelling at the top of their longs the opening to my little pony. And as she skirks let's out a death defying neigh.

P1: "did you head that noise last night?"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"

by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023

ghetto unicorn

when a girl rolls her hair into a bun at the front of her head making her look like she has a horn.

most ghetto unicorns can be spotted at the welfare office or Walmart.

by sjm89 November 6, 2012

Australian Unicorn

A rare phenomenon that happens when someone pees outside on the coldest of days. The name is derived from the idea that the urine could freeze into an icicle which would resemble a horn. Therefore, that person would be a unicorn down-under or an Australian unicorn.

Bryton: Dude, what's taking so long?
Matt: It froze up on me! Ahh, it's painful!
Bryton: Haha, you're totally an Australian unicorn now!!
Andy: I can relate, that happened to me once too. Ouch!

by shame123 February 12, 2013