muddin

Having sex in the alternate oraface also known as: Da Butt!

When the river runs red(menstration), go muddin'(do it in the butt)

by Shugg April 28, 2005

muddin

When you take someone, hang them from the ceiling (chandelier or something) and shoot bubbling champagne up their ass. The person will then involuntarily spray feces everywhere due to the pressure build up. Once they are shooting their person pudding, give 'em a spin and go muddin.

I got some poo in my eye last night when I did some muddin with my friends.

by The Sos January 19, 2005

Muddie

(V):The engagement of anal intercourse in a ridiculously large pile of money. Used to exhibit ones sexual and financial greatness.

"I just cashed in my paycheck"
"We should go out to dinner!"
"No, you should get on all fours so I can muddie you."

by Johnny Macaroni April 29, 2005

muddy surprise

When you have diarhea and a friends sleeping, you stick your butt cheeks so your butthole is in contact with their nose. Then you shit out all into their nose and face, giving them a muddy surprise.

Jerry got owned when i gave him a muddy surprise last night. Of course being him, he enjoyed it.

by Johneeee November 23, 2006

Muddy Skunk

The "muddy skunk" is when you have a black girl, prefferably 250 lbs or more, on all fours, then put a skinny, pale, white girl on the black girl's back and do both of them in the ass until a muddy trail connects the two.

skunk muddy muddy skunk

by mickeyskunk August 31, 2011

muddy windows

Getting a Hot Carl while wearing eyeglasses or goggles.

I'd like to give Yano some muddy windows.

by Chase Atherton May 5, 2004

muddy shoes

When a girl is sleeping, you come over to her house and shit in her shoes so that when she wakes up and puts them on, she'll have muddy shoes.

"ahhhhhh girvinvanstrangel, i've got muddy shoes

by mike solok November 10, 2006