First, you will need to find two lesbians that are willing to be filmed while in the act. Next, tell the girls that it is ok for them to get started without you while you "get your camera set up." Leave the room, get naked and come back with the camera. While one girl is eating the other out, shit on the girl's chest who is receiving. Quickly turn around and piss on the same girl's chest. Your river of urine will carry your shit directly into the mouth of the unsuspecting rug muncher.
by aoighlkd April 3, 2009
Get the Tallahassee Water-Slidemug. when a slip and slide is erected and men along the side coat the slide with their fluids. a female (preferably hot) then proceeds to slide down the slide.
by eschew June 15, 2008
Get the cincinnati slip and slidemug. Okay, since you (no one) asked:
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.
by Darkheath September 6, 2021
Get the Kermit Sewer Slidemug. To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.
Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
by Ahent June 3, 2019
Get the shaft n slidemug. When you vigorously shove your GIANT schlong back and fourth a Womens throat repeatedly until they throw up.
by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021
Get the Slide N' Shovemug. Nobody ever stops completely at the four way intersection on Wilbur Avenue in Cranston. They just keep doing the Rhode Island Slide...
by 99dakota October 19, 2018
Get the Rhode Island Slidemug. Alright put you hatches out chop chop chop swing swing swing. what tiktok song is that .oh it’s chop chop slide
by ButterKnife4ever March 10, 2022
Get the chop chop slidemug.