Signo Polo

Person who takes a picture with a funny sign they think will make the intraweb laugh. Related to explorer Marco Polo

I couldn't help myself, had to go Signo Polo when I saw that 'keep off the grass' sign in the desert.

by Alfernith Pernila March 6, 2009

Jackson Pollock

1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.

Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

pizza pizzaria diarrhea gross shit sick

by Pervasive D2 January 12, 2011

Purple polo

The term used when Homosexuals want to have a group orgy consisting of more than 3 men.

When Homosexuals want to have an orgy they say, "hey who's up for a purple polo"

by somone you dont know...YET July 9, 2011

Green Polo Friday

Green Polo Friday is a term to describe the habit of insecure, ill-experienced co-workers attempting to strengthen their morale and unite through matching apparel. Interestingly enough, in the act of attempting to become more formidable as a group, the Green Polo's typically choose to represent themselves with the very color associated with employees who are "inexperienced" or "new".

-"Did you see all the rookies in the break room??"
-"Yeah, looks like it's another Green Polo Friday..."

-"Boss, you gotta do something about these Green Polo's... It's mayhem out here."
-"Hang in there. As long as their collars aren't popped, we're OK... Once that happens, then we're in trouble."

by The Enf0rcer July 29, 2011

Nathan Polonski

Fun to poop with
Likes to have sex with Grandmas
He enjoys flabby pussy
and is a sucker for girls with big black cocks (Trannys of course)

Black Woman: Nathan you're so sexy, I want to fuck you with my cock
Nathan: Dear God, PLEASE NO! My dick is rising
Black Woman: Mine too, we can have a sword fight

*woman laughs sexually*
Nathan: MMM baby fuck me good
Black Woman: I will just call me "BIG DADDY"
Grandma: NOOOO GRANDMAAAAA.

NATHAN POLONSKI

by Stalkersssssssssss August 17, 2012

lol pollock

The act of laughing so loudly that you're middle name becomes pollock

John lol pollocked at the site of Mary falling down the stairs

by toemass November 18, 2013

Carco-Polo

A game in which you forget where you parked your car, so you walk around the lot hitting the lock button on your key fob so you can home in on the sound of the honking.

"Man, parking at the mall is crazy at Christmas. I had to play Carco-Polo for 30 minutes before I found my car."

by Bogombo Snuffbox December 16, 2013