Cockblockalypse Now

Getting cock blocked by a film enthusiast at the cinema

*About to pull your date*

"Continuing on, I really think Martin Sheen's shoe choice is quite significant and the background is... "

"Hey dude, stop talking about Francis Ford Coppola films. Go audition for cockblockalypse now, you'll get the part for sure asshol'"

*The End*

by (blow)jobby November 6, 2011

ez now

ez now - Jamaican origin
means - relax

eg 1. you can 'ez now' brother, the game has ended.

by jones.t August 22, 2016

give me one now

Give me a quicky, meaning I will give you a quick blow job or handy

boy *snapchats girl*
" can you please give me one now, quicky!"

Slutty girl *snapchats boy"
"Yea sure!"

by Poo bum diddly thumb November 24, 2013

all your base are now belong to us

A popular catchphrase that swept across the internet at the dawn of 21st century as early as in 1998. An awkward Engrish translation of “all of your bases are under our control,” the quote originally appeared in the opening dialogue of Zero Wing, a nostalgic 16-bit shoot’em up game released in 1989. Marked by abundance of poor grammar, “All Your Base” phrase and the dialogue scene went viral on popular discussion forums in 2000, spawning thousands of image macros and flash animations featuring the slogan both on the web and in real life.

Captain: What happen ?

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Operator: We get signal.

Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.

Captain: It’s you !!

CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are now belong to us.

CATS: You are on the way to destruction.

Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha …

Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every ‘ZIG’!!

Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move ‘ZIG’.
Captain: For great justice.

by Himi Jendrix February 24, 2014

Say what now?

A phrase individuals use when they are told something surprising or needs what the person said to be reiterated.

Sam: I just won half a million pounds on the lottery!

Suzy: Say what now?

by UltimateDoge July 21, 2022

Skidaddle, Skidoodle, Your dick is now a noodle!

The cut spell from Harry Potter, J.K was drunk.

"How dare you, Ron! Skidaddle, Skidoodle, Your dick is now a noodle!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

by CasterMonk June 27, 2021

oh what now

1. Something said after you insult someone an dthey have no come back.
2. While wlking around
3. When you win an argument
4. When one does something really kool that like no ones else can do!

1. a) "Dirty Skank Whore!"
b)"...ummm"
a)"ohhhhh WHAT NOW? WHAT NOW?"
2. "oh what now"
3. a) "the square root of 36 is 5.5"
b) "NO it's 6. OHHHHH WHAT NOW? WHAT NOW?
4. a) *does double tuck, back hanspring, front hand spring, from standing* OHHHHH WHAT NOW!?!? WHAT NOW?!?!

by WeWereMentToLive March 3, 2005