megan and jason

Couple. Tumultuous. Deeply in love. Always on the edge of goodbye. She's a nympho, distrustful, broken, has a heart of gold, empathetic, forgiving, and ride or die. He's narcissistic, smokes too much weed, lazy, forgiving, enamored of her, and charismatic. They put the function in dysfunction.

I wonder which version of the Megan and Jason saga will show up tonight.

by Without July 15, 2017

Megaloshlong

The average human penis length is around 5 inches. Like the great white shark to the famous megalodon shark, The megaloshlong is a massive penis that can reach lengths upwards of 11 inches. The megaloshlongs, thought to be extinct, are still believed to roam the world in very small numbers.

Donna: so how was the sex with the lucky guy last night?
Tiara: Horrible! Ben turned out to be a megaloshlong at 12 inches!

by Sean Nort August 28, 2017

meganese

Dialect of English originating in Michigan, often heard in Wisconsin now. Defined by crazy hand signal dancing, lackadaisical vocabulary, mumbling, and improper pronoun usage. Written version is way harder to understand than spoken version.

She's speaking Meganese again, Tim's going to need a translator he's got no hope.

by kris bryant's mom October 27, 2017

megopigs

the best youtuber known the human race. a prophet and messiah in the eyes of many. his editing skills have soothed the ears of his loyal and subscribers. his influence is so large that he quit (but came back to due to popular demand), an entire religion collapsed. he's honestly an amazing human being and i would do anything to get my hands on his big gold play button. his silky white fingers press against our hearts, warming them and the barrel of the AWP, of which he is very great at shooting.

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me: dude did you watch the new megopigs video?

my "friend": no bro megopigs sucks

me: youtube.com/megopigs

by averagegod January 4, 2019

Megakota

When Americans realized how useless having two Dakota states was, they combined them and created Megakota.

I'm from Fargo, Megakota.

by El Walkerama January 24, 2019

Mega thunder dickslap

Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.

Did you hear how that guy Thomas did a mega thunder dickslap on that other kid?

by Vagina_destroyer.420 June 17, 2019

Mega Hoe Summer

Mega hoe summer: hooking up and getting attention from guys you may find attractive, no strings attached; only during the summer

Can’t wait for Mega Hoe Summer to start!!!

by wolfyisair June 28, 2019