Megaloshlong 

The average human penis length is around 5 inches. Like the great white shark to the famous megalodon shark, The megaloshlong is a massive penis that can reach lengths upwards of 11 inches. The megaloshlongs, thought to be extinct, are still believed to roam the world in very small numbers.

Donna: so how was the sex with the lucky guy last night?
Tiara: Horrible! Ben turned out to be a megaloshlong at 12 inches!

Megaloshlong by Sean Nort August 28, 2017

megalongshlong 

To have a megalongshlong means that you are blessed with a power to get anyone you choose. Your penis size is beyond any other.

Meliodas has a megalongshlong

megalongshlong by Kurapikas_love June 23, 2021

megalongshlong 

Best person on TikTok 😼

For example, you say, “I really love megalongshlong! They are so funny.”

megalongshlong by Idk6471 June 23, 2021

megalongshlong 

Best mutual ever.

For example, you say, “I really love megalongshlong! They are super funny.”

megalongshlong by Idk6471 June 23, 2021

megalongshlong 

THE FUNNYIEST PERSON EVER. they are also widely known to make anime characters bald and be a furry. 📸 they are also probably gay😕💯

YO FOO YOU KNOW megalongshlong ON TIK TOK⁉️

some rando: yeah‼️ they are so swag.

megalongshlong by anshulwatchescocomelon June 29, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019