Megaloshlong

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The average human penis length is around 5 inches. Like the great white shark to the famous megalodon shark, The megaloshlong is a massive penis that can reach lengths upwards of 11 inches. The megaloshlongs, thought to be extinct, are still believed to roam the world in very small numbers.

Donna: so how was the sex with the lucky guy last night?
Tiara: Horrible! Ben turned out to be a megaloshlong at 12 inches!

Megaloshlong by Sean Nort August 28, 2017

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megalongshlong

To have a megalongshlong means that you are blessed with a power to get anyone you choose. Your penis size is beyond any other.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

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Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

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