Megaloshlong

The average human penis length is around 5 inches. Like the great white shark to the famous megalodon shark, The megaloshlong is a massive penis that can reach lengths upwards of 11 inches. The megaloshlongs, thought to be extinct, are still believed to roam the world in very small numbers.

Donna: so how was the sex with the lucky guy last night?
Tiara: Horrible! Ben turned out to be a megaloshlong at 12 inches!

by Sean Nort August 28, 2017

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To have a megalongshlong means that you are blessed with a power to get anyone you choose. Your penis size is beyond any other.

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by Kurapikas_love June 23, 2021

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