When Americans realized how useless having two Dakota states was, they combined them and created Megakota.
I'm from Fargo, Megakota.
When an otherwise reasonable female boss suddenly turns into a cunt.
Similar to the cloak of invisibility from Harry Potter, no one can see when the cunt cloak is put on, it just is.
My boss came out of her office in her cunt cloak and started yelling at everyone.
A region including Minnesota, Dakota, Michigan, and Wisconsin.
"My friend Tim is from Michigan, it's in Southern Canada."
Buy a
Southern Canada
mug!
When 3 yeehaw people find out they can't get each other pregnant and have an orgy.
"Tyler, Jake, and I bought a bottle of lube and are gonna have a yeehaw 3-way all night long."
A term used in prison's and jails for having ones anal virginity forcibly taken.
"Hey Tim, I hear someone got your candy yesterday?"
Buy a
got your candy
mug!
A baby with shrinky arms, like Quaid from Total Recall.
"Man, did you see John's baby?"
"Yeah, it's a total Quaid Baby."
"Poor John"
An over the pants hand job, typically given in movie theaters when on dates.
13 year old boy: I took Lisa to the movies and she gave me a junior high!
