blindfold masturbation

A situation in which people put on blindfolds and masturbate people they cannot see.

The teacher lead a blindfold masturbation session with his students.

by 66991234 December 3, 2017

Anti Masturbationists

A person who is against masturbation and who campaigns against it.

the main arguments put forward these anti masturbationists, are that its a selfish act.

by printcock May 27, 2018

Religious Masturbation

Religious Masturbation.

Speaking about the supposed superiority of your religion, for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off to other members of that religion.

A religious leader preaching to the saved

Etymology: the religious counterpart to masturbation; i.e. a process that is very pleasurable but doesn’t accomplish anything in the end.

The preacher gave a nice example of religious masturbation; a preaching about conversion to the saved

by Lyreluthier October 15, 2019

Mega Masturbation Mars

Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls

Girl 1:Are you going to do Mega Masturbation Mars?
Girl 2:Yes

by NiceForWhat November 2, 2019

Post-Masturbation paralysis

The moment that last 10-15 seconds after masturbation when you are immobile because you are questioning the existence of everything or you just beat your meat to hard

Bro last night I beat my meat and I couldn't move afterwards

That's just the Post-Masturbation paralysis, it's normal

by Assaddition November 17, 2019

Audible Masturbation

Talking just to please yourself.

Twitter is a great place to see audible masturbation at work, Or a trump speech.

by Z_PW January 14, 2021

Cellular Masturbation

A person who plays on their cellphone while on the toilet

I think there is cellular masturbation going on in the stall over because he is laughing for no reason whatsoever.

by jondich February 1, 2021