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FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome)

The tendency to jump on someone new who is decently attractive, or just a member of the opposite sex, upon their entrance or introduction. FMS is found in both genders but much more prevalent in males, those with it can easily be spotted in internet chatrooms, forums, bars and/or any type of group gathering scene.
Upon the entrance of a new female into a chatroom, suddenly all the idle male chatters begin chatting with her. Trying to score brownie points with her by pretending to be concerned or interested in what she has to say.
by Anghang May 5, 2004
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PACKING MEAT

Packing meat: hung, well endowed, straped, HUGE
Oh yeah, he's packing meat!!!!
by Atre14 November 21, 2007
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mealy

Having a grainy texture.
This watermelon is mealy,and less enjoyable because of it.
by Cpt.Flint September 18, 2005
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Meat Tank

Basically a buff man who takes exercising to its limits and engages in AoE like conversations with women all day long.

Also, "Meat" itself is just a placeholder for whatever may be happening at the moment.

In other words, if the Meat Tank is going to the bathroom, you can call him the Poop Tank. If he is eating a muffin, feel free to call him the Muffin Tank. Honestly the skies the limit here.

Above everything else, though, the Meat Tank is known for his aggressive friendliness and overall niceness.
"Yeah man, I did P90X the other day and I gotta say, it felt like that 12-mile marathon I did last night. Ha ha sure, I'll meet up with you at the gym later. Nah, of course I have nothing else to do."

"Yeah man, the other day I was trying to move my 500-pound refrigerator and the Meat Tank helped me out. Still can't believe he decided to walk all the way to my house with it though."
by Anonymous 98765432189 April 29, 2010
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i beat my meat

A guy who jerks off
by Just for the LOLZ March 29, 2017
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Meat Hanging

When multiple males of all ages and sizes purposely and for extended periods of time stand and walk around naked in a gym locker room or other public bathing and changing facility.
Dan joined the local gym and enjoyed his first workout until he went to shower in the locker room and observed all the Meat Hanging.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
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Meatbag

Any living thing or animal. Usually used by robots.
"May I kill some meatbags now master?"
by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004
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