Definitions by Cpt.Flint

mwahaha 

Denotes evilness. Usually uttered by the very clever while they develop an evil plot. Often accompanied by smirks and sideways glances.

"They don't suspect a thing...MWA HA HA!!!!"

mwahaha by Cpt.Flint September 18, 2005

mealy 

Having a grainy texture.

This watermelon is mealy,and less enjoyable because of it.

mealy by Cpt.Flint September 18, 2005

parlay 

Translation of the french verb, meaning 'to speak'.

I parlay french really well.

parlay by Cpt.Flint September 18, 2005

narn 

A noise made by dogs who are feeling particularly loving and happy.

My pet dog was relaxed, and narned when I was affectionate to him.

narn by Cpt.Flint September 18, 2005

Scranton 

A popular Chinese soup consisting of broth and noodles.

I always order scranton soup when we go out for Chinese food.

Scranton by Cpt.Flint September 18, 2005

askhole 

A university student who wastes class time by asking for answers to questions that only he/she doesn't understand; thus annoying the crap out of his/her classmates.

Dude, I can't believe that we're paying to listen to that askhole all friggin class.

askhole by Cpt.Flint September 18, 2005

spelling 

A very basic skill that most of the contributers on UD need to learn.

I get annoyed reading entries on UD due to the poor spelling.

spelling by Cpt.Flint September 17, 2005