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A gay person who through violent (e.g. gang) rape has turned straight.
"Are you okay?"
"No."
"Why?"
"I just got gang banged."
"How do you feel?"
"No longer attracted to the same sex is how I'm feeling."
"You just got straped bro!"
Straped by falker0001 November 24, 2009
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to be straped with guns

thats why i got in trouble for wearing a shirt that said famous stars and straps

efing retarded...
Lil Wayne:I need a Winn-Dixie grocery bag full of money right now to the VIP section

cashier 1:you should just give him the money, he's straped like shit

cashier 2:NO FUCKING DUHH BICH, I AIN'T GETTIN NO BULLETS IN MY ASS!!
straped by CristianNewall May 9, 2010

she straped 

she straped-meaning a person of the opposite sex has a very nice body
man u see da ass on dat she straped kid
she straped by jonah231990 December 8, 2009
When you get anally raped by Shrek and his 24 inch cock.
I woke up this morning in pain after a bad dream about Shrek, unable to walk, and unable to move at all like a nugget man. In this dream he entered me without consent. I had a shower later that day to find that my asshole was bleeding and 21 inches wider than last time I remember it being. I was Shraped.
Shraped by PedoBear3000 February 12, 2019

Striped Sweater

A thing that is Best worn ALL THE TIME!!!!
Spongebob: I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater" The best time to wear a stiped sweater is all the time, One with the collar, Turtle Neck, That's the kind,
'Cause when you're wearing that.... one.... special.... sweater.... (should always be sung in a high pitch voice a.k.a. Spongebob immitation)
Striped Sweater by adogc95 December 8, 2010

Stay strapped or get clapped 

Stay armed for your protection or risk being destroyed.
A man was walking around with a sword, stabbing multiple people. If one of them were strapped they wouldn't have been clapped. "Stay strapped or get clapped"!

chin strapped 

British army slang to mean extremely tired or worn out. As if to be hanging from the chinstrap of ones helmet.
he was chin strapped after the 1o mile run
chin strapped by rojoags June 2, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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