if you seek amy

v: F-U-C-K ME
obvious pronunciation: eff/if-you-see-kay-me

Britney Spears' newest controversial single to hit the radio waves causing a ruckus in what seems to be the adult world. Currently laws in which deem songs offensive or unsuitable are not being completely considered because the lyrics and title are being acknowledged as an embedded message. However it may not last long since Britney and her camp are already considering revamping the song.

"all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek amy"

quick kiddies cover your ears!

if you seek amy by ae123456 January 27, 2009

If You Seek Amy

A song by Britney Spears but can be code for "Fuck Me"
If(f) You(u) See-(c) k(k) amy(me)
"fuck me"

Example 1: Hey Jill are you gonna if you seek amy tonight?
Example 2: Have you heard the song "If You Seek Amy"

If You Seek Amy by irulez1287 April 3, 2009

chasing amy 

trying to get back the girl that got away...

"you dumped her, you want her back, you're spending your life Chasing Amy"

chasing amy by Brian May 13, 2005

The Amy Posey

This is a crafty sexual act, usually involving several midgets, in which all members give the subject a golden shower. Shortly after the last midget has finished, they then allow an ogre to defecate on the subjects chest. The warmth of the feces helps warm the subject who is used to colder climates in the northern regions of Michigan.

Jenny was about to die from frost bite so the midgets of the village pulled The Amy Posey on her.

The Amy Posey by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

National Amy Rose Day 

May 12. The day that celebrates Amy Rose, the Sonic character introduced in 1992 in a manga as Emi and got remade in Sonic CD as Amy. She had a redesign in 1999 with Sonic Adventure and had playable appearances in Sonic Adventure, Sonic Advance 1,2,3 Sonic Hero and the Sonic Boom games.

"What's the day?"
"May 12th"
"You mean National Amy Rose Day?"

National Amy Rose Day by RebellionRoses April 26, 2020

Lee, Amy 

The lead singer/songwriter of the group Evanescence. She's not just another fake, insincere female "singer" who uses a machine to make her voice sound good, so she can wear slutty clothes and "sing" someone else's music. She worked her butt off to get to where she is now. She puts her heart and soul into writing music, playing the piano, and singing.

She's an inspiration to many people, to be themselves, follow their dreams, and not give a care about what anyone else thinks.

If you don't see how amazing she is, I think you need to open your eyes and see some real talent. You may not like Evanescence or Amy Lee, but if you had any class at all, you'd be able to admit that they're a talented group, whether you like them or not.

"I'm a happy, goofy, unfunny dork. And I'm this person more than I am deep and crying and moaning about the nothing I've become." –Amy Lee

Lee, Amy by HardcorePrincess May 19, 2005

If You Seek Amy

A song made famous by pop singer Britney Spears, where Britney is secretly telling the listener that she want's them to put a hot dog in her buns

I was excited when I heard about If You Seek Amy, then I listened to it......now I'm VERY excited

If You Seek Amy by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018