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American Idol

A pop-cultural phenomenon that is so disgustingly implanted into american culture, that's it's nearly impossible to escape.
A show with a similar appeal to your local open-mic night @ the cafe, the exception being that one or two people @ the open mic have at least a shred of musical talent, & are freely allowed to express it as musicians.
A show to help boost Intermix Media/Myspace, which Murdoch owns, by capturing the internet culture as well as the television drone nation, to create real competition for MTV,
& eventually corner the market on the net, once it becomes more corporate controlled, & politically restrictive, which it is well on it's way to becoming..
I can't even watch a ballgame without one of these American Idol sucks over-singing, off key, or flat renditions of God Bless America, or the national anthem.
by CleofisTheofis March 5, 2008
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american eagle

American Eagle is a store where clothing is sold. Shopping there doesn't make you a snob/prep/rich bitch etc... I make a killing @ the clearance rack cuz boyfriend/artist jeans for $30 makes my ass look phenomenal. NOT because I want to look like everyone else. And that's coming from an 18 year old black chick who's a working college student. kthxbye.
Damn, Kristi. Where did u get those jeans?
From American Eagle.
:disgusted face: Eww. You shop there?!
Bitch, don't front. You liked the jeans before you found out they were AE...
by proud AE shopper July 17, 2006
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American time

Chinese saying of having lots of spare time and mostly waste it, from the 80s-90s. Cuz at that time, Chinese people r very hard working and dont have much time to entertain.
"You guys have too much American time, go find something meaningful to do."
"Wow, u must got lots of American time to go over all these crappy books"
by wondful25 June 22, 2009
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American Midol

The act of sitting your wife/girlfriend in front of the hit tv show "American Idol" for an uninterrupted hour of not being bitched at. The cable version of the pms medication, Midol.
Dude i gave my wife some american midol last night and i didn't have to talk or listen to her for an hour, it was better then sex
by Dylan684 August 11, 2010
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americannot

The inability to preform an action due to one's american citizenship.
"I americannot see my toes."
by kewlkid666 October 15, 2017
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American Schools

American Schools nowadays are just gun ranges for people who can't aim. Seems bad but at least it's not happenin' to you!
I heard American Schools are bad. Well, yes they are. But why? Well, I don't kn- *get's shot in the head because they're talking about it in an American School.*
by high cholesterol child December 14, 2018
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american dirt pie

when a person poops, sneezes, bleeds, pukes and ejaculates all at once.
Whoaaaaa, did you hear about the new big trend on Tiktok - it’s called the American dirt pie! I saw Lil Huddy do it on Charli Damelio’s face.
by Dkgkdkfjslfodjshha June 28, 2020
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