iPod

A popular MP3 player used to play music. Made by Macintosh it is renowned for it's dodgyness.

John: My iPod just broke.
Jane: What did you do to it?
John: I turned it on.

by Bez May 13, 2005

ipod

(noun) a waste of money

I just spent 1,000 on my new iPod only to find out other mp3 players that do the exact same thing cost much less because I'm a fucktard.

by St. Thomas June 24, 2005

iPAQ

A sweet Pocket PC by Compaq (HP)

me: I have a Compaq H3835!
some dude: I have a Palm...
me: Dude that's gay.

by Cliff Dickens March 1, 2004

ipad2

a piece of electronics made by Apple Inc. it is the successor to to the ipad and has about as much changes as the Vietnam war had a purpose. it is an overpriced tablet, with pretty much all other tablets having the exact same features with a lower cost. Also, they are extremely fragile and crack easily.

Ben: Wow man, I'm pissed. I just spent $800 on my new ipad2 and the screen cracked.

Jerry:Really, because I just spent $500 on a lenovo thinkpad, dropped it on a rock, and it works fine.

by Citywok VerySNEEKY jap December 26, 2011

IPL

I physically laughed

Girl 1: My poor eyes, not the piss kink.
Girl 2: IPL

by Sheenziee September 13, 2021

Ipsita

One of the perfect and uncommon cute name could be found. It means desire of having a lovable life. Every alphabet of the name stands out to be unique as , I stands for Ideal, P stands for Possesive, S stands for Sensitive, T stands for Treasure and A stands for Able. Also they are clingy to their loved ones as well.

Ipsita loves spending time with her bestie.

by CaliberX November 25, 2021

DJ iPod

Someone who hooks their iPod to speakers for a party and approaches the iPod occasionally to adjust the volume or skip to the next track.

I was too lazy to get a real DJ to perform at this party, so I declared myself DJ iPod.

by Satyendra March 13, 2009