Stands for Indian Premier League. It's a cricket 20-20 tournament, where 8 teams(consisting of both Indians and otherwise)compete with each other.Billions of people all over the world, mostly from India, watch the IPL and the time the tournament is played is marked by the "IPL fever". Almost every person is expected to know something about the IPL, if not follow it.
It is usually conducted in the months of April and May.
Officially Indian Premier League, till 2010 run and operated by douchebag coke head Lalit Modi. Reduced to a joke and proved again that Indians are incapable of doing anything without stealing from it.
chirpy Indian guy: Hey man, IPL is awesome!!!
me: (punches chirpy Indian guy's face in)
In past lives. Places the subject into previous incarnations of one'ssoul, and expresses faith in reincarnation. A good way how to recognize hippies and New Age folk on the internet.
I'm so good at meditation, because IPL I had to live in India.
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.