iPAQ
iPAQ by Cliff Dickens March 1, 2004
ipaq
A decent mobile computer, sporting a fast processor, but poor ergornomics. Comes with a horrible operating system. The Windows Mobile is poorly designed, extremely slow (compared to Palm OS 5 Garnet), and claims to come with useful Windows software, the truth being, that any Microsoft word document edited on this device is screwed up and can never be viewed properly on a computer again. It also does not support any operating system except Windows. People buy these devices anyway, assuming, that since it is "Windows," it will be compatible with their home computer. Truth is, it really isn't compatible with Windows like it says it is. "Windows" Mobile is a lie.
Unique Features and Selling Points
1. Strange design
2. Stupid operating system sound effects
3. The lie of MS Office compatability.
4. Windows only "support." (no openness)
5. Games
6. Annoying menu.
No, I'm not joking. Think twice before buying a Windows Mobile device of any kind. Don't believe me? Ask Comsumer Reports. Until recently, "high end" Windows mobile devices didn't even appear in the PDA listings. Eventually, they earned their place as "not recommended." People who bash Palm or advise against it generaly know nothing about it. Fear.
Unique Features and Selling Points
1. Strange design
2. Stupid operating system sound effects
3. The lie of MS Office compatability.
4. Windows only "support." (no openness)
5. Games
6. Annoying menu.
No, I'm not joking. Think twice before buying a Windows Mobile device of any kind. Don't believe me? Ask Comsumer Reports. Until recently, "high end" Windows mobile devices didn't even appear in the PDA listings. Eventually, they earned their place as "not recommended." People who bash Palm or advise against it generaly know nothing about it. Fear.
Me: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
Friend: Apart from crap in a urinal, I bought an ipaq.
Me: I'm so sorry.
My Tungsten T5 runs circles around my friends (now sold) ipaq.
Yay! I have Linux running on my ipaq! It's not crap anymore!
Friend: Apart from crap in a urinal, I bought an ipaq.
Me: I'm so sorry.
My Tungsten T5 runs circles around my friends (now sold) ipaq.
Yay! I have Linux running on my ipaq! It's not crap anymore!
ipaq by drbroccoli February 12, 2006
iPAQQ
iPAQQ by Ya Mom in the next room July 20, 2003
iPAQQ
iPAQQ by Muhammad Ali Abdullah Al Fayed July 15, 2003
IPAque
Referring to the hazy quality of New England style India Pale Ale, specifically the heavily hazy, truly opaque offerings. Often abbreviated as NEIPA the New England India Pale Ale is a traditionally hazy version of India Pale Ale, also notable for other characteristics setting it apart from other American India Pale Ales (IPAs), and especially west coast (USA) IPAs, and traditional, English IPAs.
The beer poured dense and hazy, with color of dark straw, and a nose suggesting ripe, tropical fruit. So thick was the haze it was truly IPAque. Impossible to see through, the only sure way toward clarity was to drain the glass, one loving sip at a time.
IPAque by Hirschamania July 26, 2018
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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