homocaveus

A homersexual who refuses to achnoledge the advantages of technology

Has no mobile phone, no home computer, can't drive and obsesses about his young, in short layton.

by Bez February 23, 2004

Rancide

A form of rancid flatulence that makes you want to rip out your anus.

I have got reet bad rancides, I am going to rip out my anus.

by Bez April 04, 2003

iPod

A popular MP3 player used to play music. Made by Macintosh it is renowned for it's dodgyness.

John: My iPod just broke.
Jane: What did you do to it?
John: I turned it on.

by Bez February 26, 2005

Gay Laddo

Originaly from laddo (craig hembury), he was re-named gay laddo after a google search was done on 'gay laddo' and he poped up second from the top, just under gay mexican laddo

gay laddo, you going to go to mexico and become a gay mexican laddo

by Bez July 29, 2004

Reptile

Scum-sucking, lard-assed internet troll, who loves nothing more than to cause mayhem all over the net and try to pass the blame onto someone else. Spams Usenet for Christmas cash, and does insurance jobs on their car to gains sympathy and raise cash. Likes lasagne - too much. Also see Lizzard

Some bastard reptiles been leaving scales in my guestbook again!

by Bez January 23, 2004

Ziggy Ziggy Zah

fly used mostly by jamaican ppl

by Bez May 04, 2003

bobbys

Yorkshire term for condoms,
originated in Goole, Yorkshire

"Can't wait to get you naked"
"wait...did u bring the bobbys with you"

by bez February 05, 2004