retor

Flamboyant, flashy sugar coated, baseless, lacking in merit or substance dialogue or rhetoric.

I have had enough of Mike's empty retor .

by Baron Neville May 17, 2016

Retard Rangers

A group of enlightened people who are extremely retarded and know it. Their main goal is to convert all people in the world to a Retard Ranger, and will do so by slapping the selected person on the back of the head. If you wish to be a Retard Ranger, then simply shout "I seek an audience with our superiors!", and if there is a Retard Ranger who has heard you, they will WALK over and slap you. Not run, walk. If there are no Retard Rangers in the immediate vicinity and you wish to become a Retard Ranger, then simply grasp a twig between your thumb and ring finger, and throw it as far as you can while screaming "ACK!". This will activate your RNA(RetardiryboNucleic Acid), and transform you into a Retard Ranger. The safe word among Retard Rangers is "Hebbo!", and while saying this you should run the back of your hand across your forehead. This allows other Retard Rangers to recognize you and your status in society, and they will automatically flock to be with you. If you happen to initiate a Retard Ranger, tell the aforementioned new recruit to look up "Retard Ranger" on Urban Dictionary if they Haven't already.

*Being a Retard Ranger has nothing to do with intelligence or state of mind*

John: "I seek an audience with our superiors!"
Michael: "You wish to join the Retard Rangers?"
John: "ACK!"

by AlphaRetard May 16, 2017

ReturntheSlabaphobia

A fear of Courage the Cowardly Dog Episode 7 Season 1: King Ramses' Curse

My friend Angel was forced to watch it as a child, and now he has ReturntheSlabaphobia.

by Exitar the Exterminator May 30, 2017

retaustic

When someone is being a retard and autisitic at the same time.

Noah is being so retaustic at this time

by TeeMicDee May 7, 2018

Retail Rescue

1. An animal rescue who purchases animals to resell while labeling the transaction as adoption.
2. An animal rescue who collects donated funds to “rescue” animals from breeders and auctions by purchasing them.
3. An animal rescue who purchases dogs from another country to bring back to the US to sell them under the label of adoption.

I went to the dog auction this weekend and saw all the retail rescues buying dogs from breeders to resell using the term adoption.

by realanimalwelfare May 31, 2018

retartoad

A retarded toad

That toad over there is retarded. Must be a retartoad

by I’m Retartoad October 7, 2018

retarted

stupid ass person that has to know nothing to get thro school or just fucked up in the head

you are so fucking retarted you stupid bitch

by Demon6667 March 6, 2019