Pokebitch

Some random bitch you picked up so he/she can catch Pokemons while you drive

I think I will call Misty...
I need a pokebitch

by xX_PussyDestroyer_Xx August 3, 2016

National boob poke day

On this day, guys and girls are free to poke any girls boobs and they can't get mad! Mark april 27th in your calenders!

Have fun...

:Yoo she's got some right clonkers!

I know right?! Dude it's national boob poke day go wild!

by The school yard home boy May 29, 2018

poke

to purposely pop your dick in her mushy pussy...as if unintentionally...like "oops". But, the dick and pussy are fully aware of what's happening. It's a game.

Let's poke.

by Greg January 7, 2004

poke and run

When you add someone as a friend on Facebook and they accept your friend request, you poke them just once then delete them as a friend. Good way to get revenge.

Adam: Dude, Grace is really getting on my nerves.
Mike: Then give her a good ol' Poke and Run.

by neergyad May 7, 2009

Poke

A hybrid composed of a pun and a joke. Usually very corny and very cliche.

Joe: "Hey, Luke! Check out my new guitar pic!"

Luke: "Why you gotta be so PICKY, Joe??? HAHAHAHA"

Joe: "...Nice poke, Luke."

by CourtJester09 July 12, 2007

Poke-Her Poker

A poker game where every time you win a hand, you get to finger the other person's wife for 30 seconds....

I hate it when I lose Poke-Her Poker....

by MW2 Freak January 10, 2011

Patch Poke

the act of approaching a person with an eye patch over their eye, then you quickly and viciously rip off their eye patch revealing that there is not an eye in his/her eye socket, so you force him/her to his knees and thrust your male genitalia in and out of the empty eye socket

i just patch poked your mom til she was retarded

by Pat Mecrotch March 12, 2004