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Politickle

a sexual act performed on or for a person in power in exhange for a political or legal favor.
She had no chance of getting around the prenuptial agreement until she gave the judge a politickle.
by Cherokee Cree December 15, 2009
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politicize

A word to refer to a social issue that already has a public interest element, thus, is already political in character, but is used to give a negative implication to someone else wanting to examine the interests at stake.
We shouldn't allow the opposition to politicize this issue.
by Tom September 8, 2004
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apolitical

one-word summary for “I don’t give a shit
person A: Hey, what are your views on politics?

person B: Oh, I’m more or less apolitical. I believe there are more pressing issues than what those mudslinging politicians squabble over on TV daily.

person C: That pretty much translates to “I prefer American Idol over CNN.”
by Bored_to_tears September 24, 2010
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Politically Correct Assault Rifle

A lever action carbine. It is fast, accurate, and an excellent weapon for self defense. Since it is a typical hunting rifle, most pantywaist liberals do not whine about it and plead for it to be banned.
The Marlin 1894 is an excellent Politically Correct Assault Rifle. It comes in several excellent self-defense calibers that are great for blowing down Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other criminals. Sissy pants liberals who say they don't mind hunting can't whine about this fine hunting rifle.
A lever action Marlin in .45-70 is the ultimate Politically Correct Assault Rifle. It will destroy the engine in a Pachuco boy's low rider.
by Cap'n Bullmoose July 3, 2008
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body politic

A group of enfranchised individuals who delude themselves into thinking that their vote actually counts for something, every time an election occurs.
George W treated the body politic like Nero treated the masses of Rome - by providing Bread and Circuses - in order to disguise the real issues (or an actual lack of them).
by sociopath9 January 22, 2010
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politicians casket

vertical casket takes up less space
new vertical politicians casket solves the problem,
Because most politicians are so crooked you can just screw them into the ground when they die.
by itichie_nocanpo October 3, 2006
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