Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...
by bighoops57 July 10, 2010
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by Bromance Lovers January 13, 2009
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A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.
by Haterade! December 11, 2011
Get the Taking my talents to South Beach mug.The origins of this phrase are unknown but it's commonly used to convey being screwed up the fundament in a 'straight in, no kissin' kind of way - whether the recipient wants it or not.
It's expected that wage earners will be taking an astral in the forthcoming budget."
"Dublin footballers were upset at taking an astral from Cork last Sunday."
"That poor guy will be taking an astral for charity at Beatrix's party next Sat.".
"Dublin footballers were upset at taking an astral from Cork last Sunday."
"That poor guy will be taking an astral for charity at Beatrix's party next Sat.".
by SteedIrl August 2, 2011
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-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.
-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well
-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.
-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well
Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.
Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.
Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.
by romaddeez March 4, 2010
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Person 1: Dude! Did you know Brett Favre is returning to the NFL?
Person 2: Are you still talking about that stripper from last night?
Person 2: Are you still talking about that stripper from last night?
by Jon Bob Long Knob December 21, 2010
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