chronic parents

parents who are ALWAYS home, somehow
hey babe, can i come over and give you a bj? "no sorry, I have chronic parents"
by nosebleedboi January 04, 2018
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head kill my parents

Use in case when you want to say oiii-boiii
-Why do you look so exhausted?
-My head kill my parents, I was doing homework for 2 hours
by Shatop October 01, 2020
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My parents

My parents are great people. Sure they did me dirty when I was young but they learned and grew. Love you mom and dad!
Jim: My parents care for me the best way they can.

Bob: That’s great, man.
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petty parents

annoying parents who think everything has to be completely perfect no matter what the cost. they often will get mad or start fights over the smallest things ever. basically karens.
smth petty parents would say: "{insert name of child}, nooooooooo, its not perfectttttttt" or smth like that idk lol
by omi. December 12, 2022
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Fake Parents

People who are not your parents by blood or law, but act as such regardless.
Homie #1: "Ever since my dad left and mom started smoking crack, I've been spending most nights at Jack's house. His parents are super nice, they don't mind me being over so much at all."

Homie #2: "That's great man, it sounds like you've got yourself some fake parents."
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar November 02, 2023
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scavenger parents

the type of parents who love to take your belongings and hide it in random areas, then you have to go on a fucking scavenger hunt to find it. THANKS PARENTS!
"gee thanks mom for being a scavenger parent, sure is a lot of fun dealing with your bullshit."
to be honest scavenger parents suck, they love to take your stuff.
by VENIN#5293 September 30, 2020
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Seesaw parenting

When one spouse is working the other parent is in charge of all things parenting:cooking, cleaning, diapers, taking them to school, packing their snacks and lunch, etc. then after a set period of time, the other parent takes over to switch roles.
Yeah I’m not sure what happens in the mornings and how they get to school…. But I do dinner and bedtime. It’s a bit of seesaw parenting
by jondres February 13, 2022
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