rofl monster 

The rofl monster a distant relative to the big blue bear from the "hug in a mug" advertisements, however he is neither friendly nor does he gives hugs. he is a crazy psychotic monster that dwells in rehab for his addiction to snorting santa claus's man juice. If one describes the physical appearance of the rofl monster, then he will hunt that person down and visciously bum them until they have no anus left. The rofl monster's victims have often been admitted to mental hospitals after their dreadful experience

Gregg: Oh cheesus, Steven was visited by the rofl monster after describing him to Lucy yesturday
Dave: Nooooooooooo! hows his anus?

rofl monster by muckley May 22, 2008

robot monster

A 1950s film nominated on many occasions as the worst film ever.

It was originally made to be a horror film where the monster is a gorrila who wears an old style scuba diving helmet because it's head is a skull, though in the movie it's because it can't breathe on earth.

" Have you seen Robot Monster? It's horrible! "

" He looks like the robot monster "

robot monster by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006

Beer Monster 

The party act during which the participant pulls their shirt over their head, as to cover their face, and then chug a beer through it.

Frank - Why'd Quinton just get out of the shower covered in beer?

Chris - Oh. He just finished doing a beer monster.

Beer Monster by Da Burr Munster May 9, 2011

Boner Monster 

A huge walking erect penis, who steals others penises so that it can get bigger and harder. Be careful though unprotected sex attracts the beast.

Dude last night i banged Sara. -man 1
Did you use a condom? - man 2
Nah... -man 1
Damn dude watch out the Boner Monster might come for you. -man 2

Boner Monster by M Smiddy July 22, 2011

Bitch Monster 

1) A annoying, self-cautious girl that turns her self-hatred into a tool to cut everyone else down to make her feel like a real person. This person turns into a bitch monster when she walks down a street with flip flops on and comes in contact with green radiation slime that gets flung up into their hair by their flip flops. Most likely didn’t see the green slime because they hold their chins high to hide the fact that they have a double chin.
2) Jenny.

There goes that bitch monster, lets walk the other way so she doesn't eat us alive with her bitchness.

Bitch Monster by Atmosphere1 April 27, 2009

jager monster

when you get way drunk and make major mistakes from drinking jagermeister.

Dude the Jager Monster got me last night. Or come help me kill this Jager Monster in my Freezer.

jager monster by Sun Raindrop March 5, 2010

Nuzzle Monster 

A girl that nuzzles, frequently with an upward motion of the head. Nuzzle monsters are cute, accelerate time, and make the very best girlfriends.

Ashlee is so cool and loves to cuddle, she's such a nuzzle monster!

Nuzzle Monster by mikefw9 April 29, 2011