Jessica Simpson Syndrome

The ailment of being very, very, dumb. Charecterised by random outbursts of an obsurd nature. Some signs may include but are not limited to the following

"Is Peanut Butter Dairy?"
"I always that an autobiography had to do with cars"
"Omg, Earthquake (Picks up cellphone)"

Omg, that gurl tottaly has jessica simpson syndrome, Poor michael.

by Michael F. January 31, 2005

Simra

a beautiful Asian girl who's always happy and smiling. One who loves to listen to and solve other peoples problems but always keeps all of her stuff to herself. In short, she's an absolute gem of a person.

Guy 1: look at her, dude! She's a total Simra, I guess I am in love.

Guy 2: back off bro, that Simra's mine!

by someguywhosenamestartswithanF October 7, 2013

Simp sauce

The unholy nectar of one who can be defined as a simp. They gulp this unholy sauce as they desert The Boys and converse with their female despite short relation.

Person 1: Aye hop on COD lets run some S and D.
Person 2: Cant right now I gotta help my father with the wood outside.
Person 1: Its 1 in the morning. You playin, go drink your simp sauce while to FaceTime your girl instead of playing with the boys on a Saturday night.

by DillDog693 January 19, 2020

Simp Girl Hours

When you're a girl simping over a boy who broke up with you because he lost feelings for you but all you wanted to do was spoil and love him but now you cant do that. You're probably crying over him at 3 in the morning and hugging his hoodie that still smells like him. You realize you're gonna be alone forever because all the dudes you ever liked never liked you back.

She knew Simp Girl Hours were coming soon after she got rejected by the 2 dude that month.

by wow_its_late April 29, 2020

Dirty Simona

A Dirty simona is when during sexual intercourse, the female tends to want to be hit with any household item.

“Yo what happened last night? Ya’ll were making so much noise!”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”

by Abercrombie and hoe April 19, 2020

Nick Simmons

The son of rock star Gene Simmons. He made a comic called "Incarnate" that blatantly copies panels, character designs, and dialogue from Bleach, Hellsing, and other popular manga titles in addition to stealing art from amateur artists on DeviantArt.

"Hey, these characters look really similar!"

"That's because Nick Simmons copy-pasta'd them into his comic!"

by pandafarian March 2, 2010

Simon Threesome

When two close males interact in a bonding experience in which they watch the same pornographic material and pleasure themselves at the same time. They do not have to be in the same room, but studies show the bond to be stronger when in the same location.

Me: "Hey buddy, do you wanna do a back-to-back Simon Threesome with me tonight?"

Griffin: "Would I ever!"

Me: "Sweet man! Don't forget a laptop, lotion, and tissues!"

by csemenmonster November 27, 2013