Dirty Barber Pole

A dirty barber pole is having sex with a girl who is on their period and moving from vaginal to anal sex in one session.
dude, I totally got a dirty barber pole from doing this chick last night
by MadtownJay October 29, 2010
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lickin the flag pole

Licking the Flag Pole places the partners on their sides with the receiving partner placing their lower thigh under the head of their performing partner, while the upper leg points to the sky - hence Flag Pole. This position really opens up the groin area and is a big hit for the additional hand stimulation that can be provided.
lickin the flag pole
by uber muffdiver April 19, 2012
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The Flaming Totem Pole

The act of getting an indian burn on your cock shaft
My dad caught me masturbating and gave me The Flaming Totem Pole as punishment.
by Tommy Wiseau's Dad December 11, 2017
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Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.
by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
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I like poles not holes

this is what a gay man says
meaning he likes the cock
and not pussy
me and a few of my girl friends were visiting a cousin of mine whom had a gay roomate and they were flirting with him and he soon spoke up in a very fucking gay voice with that very fucking gay look.... "Oh girls I like poles not holes"!
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com October 29, 2007
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White Poles in Black Holes

the act of sexual intercourse between a white male and a black female usually on some extreme porno site where they jizz all over the girls belly buttons and in their eyes. See "Interracial"
Dude, I'm freakin addicted to interracial porno. White Poles in Black Holes sexes me up.
by Simeon October 17, 2004
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