Fake Goon

A fake goon is a person that wears tall tees over their hoodies and baggy pants while they try to snowboard like Lucas Magoon but are not as good as he is.

Logan Nowak is a fake goon.

Fake Goon by Goontown October 9, 2008

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goony goon squad

a gang started from dipset spreading across nyc and westchester county

yo the goony goon squad is down wit it

goony goon squad by mike January 27, 2005

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goon • Gooner • Gooning • goonvana • Goon Squad • goonie • goony • Goontosis • gooned • goonicide

Re-goon-ion

Much like a reunion, the re-goon-ion or regoonion is where a group of friends or associates organize to meet each other to commemorate a previous event, although with much more 'goon' than usual.

Wingus: "Hey Dingus, did you hear about the regoonion tomorrow on South Lawn?"
Dingus: "naaaaah, whats happening?"
Wingus: "Everyones meeting up and shit."
Dingus: "I thought the reunion wasnt till later"
Wingus: "Yeah but this is the re-GOON-ion"
Dingus: "What's the difference?"
Wingus: "Theres gonna be lots more goon than usual."
Dingus: "Ohhhh, k"

Re-goon-ion by Slut Leader #3 March 12, 2007

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noon goon

A group or family (esp. tourists) that shows up and crowds a beach at noon, which is when most of the surfers are leaving. Usually used in a demeaning way.

Glad we're gettin' outta here, all the noon goons are showing up.

Fuck man an entire clan of noon goons just piled out of their SUV.

noon goon by mywhat May 20, 2009