Goons

Silly, Foolish, Thug

“You really got goons to attack me?”

by RedSpoil October 5, 2018

Goon

Thinking about someone or something in a friendly manner

“I goon to nico”

by NicoJK2801 September 27, 2025

flicker gooning

A boxing technique, a punch you throw where you get off to yourself or your opponent. Technique is currently unknown.

Person 1: Yo sigma, when do you wanna start flicker gooning
Person 2: Only when we get in the ring so I don't get disqualified

by onlythisaudnerstand May 29, 2024

Moon Gooning

It is when a person takes a drug known as peyote and goes into a forest kills an elk wears its head and skin and goons at the moon.

"I went moon gooning with the natives yesterday."

by Bromime February 13, 2024

fishing goon

Someone or several people, who actively fish, think about fishing, or even dream about reeling in Moby d*ck. It is someone who can't just look at a puddle an say dang that's a nice puddle. Fishing goon would be reaching in the back of his truck figuring out what to throw out in this 6 inch deep puddle.

Hey look dad its that crazy old fishing goon, back at it again fishing the drainage sewer.

by Fishing goon September 13, 2020

Goon Stoopid

A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point that you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.

Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."

Darren: "Just goon stoopid"

Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"

Darren: "Atta boy"

by fapaddict November 26, 2023

Moon Gooning

When you are chilling with the natives high on Peyote and your gooning with Buffalo entrails and an Elk skull

Me and Eagle Eye are going to go Moon Gooning with the Natives.

by Elk Skull January 26, 2024