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Stupid, goofy, unintelligent, cheap, or of poor quality.
That kid is such a straight goon, I would never be seen with him.
by energy turtle May 02, 2008
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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to be intimidating, scary, the baddest motherfucker around
faggot: hey look at jeremiah over there hes a straight goon

beast: yea shut the fuck up pussy
by king goon December 01, 2010
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