German wax

The pubic hairstyle where there is no hair left, worn by more women than men. This result cannot only be achieved by waxing, but also by shaving, plucking and depilating or by permanent techniques that involve either chemicals or high-energy light (“lasers”). It appeared throughout history and cultures for aesthetic and hygienic reasons, but is probably most popular today.

It is often confused with the Brazilian wax, but The Brazilian may leave a tiny strip of hair, known as landing strip, mohawk, pinstripe or pencil cut. The Hollywood wax or just The Hollywood, however, is the same as the German wax. Other colloquial synonyms include Full Monty (because everything is gone), Kojak or Yul Brynner (bald actors), Bald Eagle, White Tiger and Sphinx.

In Hollywood, there are Brazilians getting German waxes.

by Crissov January 30, 2014

Gerpanese

A form of German characterized by bad pronunciation from the Japanese.
Features heavily in recent anime such as 'Attack on Titan' (Shinjeki no Kyoujin).

The addition in phonetics between German and Japanese often makes the words being spoken neither recognisable, nor understandable for native speakers of either language.

'Engrish is bad.

Gerpanese is hilariously bad.'

by Nejplz July 9, 2014

German Thigh Gap

A German thigh gap is when you can fit a German sausage/apple stroodle between your thighs

"hey do you have a German thigh gap?"
"lol yeah i can fit 3 sausages between my thighs."

by dragongirl77 February 19, 2015

german sidecar

The sharing of the toilet when more than one is desperate.

If you're that desperate bro, you can either wait or hop in my German sidecar if you know what I'm saying!

by megamonkeymoo October 3, 2015

german cartwheel

When a couple is 69ing each other while holding onto each other's ankles and rotating in a team effort cartwheel. Both participants need to be blonde and blue-eyed, have their mouths full of sauerkraut,and be wearing socks and Velcro-strap sandles.

Did you see Lars and Olga doing the German Cartwheel? They can go around so fast!

by Blank user5000 April 5, 2016

German Fan Shower

German Fan Shower; When the dominant male stands behind a generic fan, which is blowing at it's highest settings. The female is kneeing down in front of the fan as the male jizzes straight into the fan blades, showering the females face and seeps into her scalp.

Dominant Male "Hey baby!, wanna do German Fan Shower tonight?".

Female " Yeah baby!, get me moist right in the face!".

by KinkyFuck August 28, 2016

german dip

The act of cupping your hand around a ballsack and playing with it

We German dipped him so hard he died

by PuSSySlAyER693000 July 10, 2016