friend abyss

The space you banish unwanted Facebook friend requests to when you don't like the person enough to confirm it but don't want to offend them and ignore it so you leave the dormant friend request in your inbox for the rest of time. If ever you should ever run into said person, you can use excuses such as "I have so many friend requests I just haven't got to you yet".

Susan is extremely annoying and I really don't want her checking out my page but I see her out a lot. I'm just going to banish her to my friend abyss.

by Cookie Cordone October 21, 2010

Tofu Friend

A friend or group of friends who act like those who they are around.

"Dude, Alex was being such a jerk. Usually he is on my side about everything but he was with Ben and TOTALLY being a tofu friend"

by IGreen KnightI April 28, 2009

Satisfactory Friend

A friend or friends, that just make the cut. Time spent with such friends is usually considered mearly reasonable.

Ah, this is great times. Passion pop, burn-outs... and satisfactory friends.

by Swandog September 22, 2005

fetus friends

2 or more friends who are unconditional best friends from birth, who know each other inside and out. they're usually kind of annoying

those two are fetus friends

by Adam Henaghan August 23, 2007

Friend Beezy

A female friend whose company is appreciated but sex is secretly longed for.

Oh that? That's just my friend beezy.

by Matty J from Fremont June 9, 2008

friend of the people

A filthy opportunist without any opinion or integrity. Common amongst politicians or business students.

'I'm a friend of the people', Frank said, 'that's why me and the majority always agree, and the majority is always right... now get me my coffee, my dear friend.'.

by Mitaki June 25, 2008

classroom friend

Someone who you hang out with in class, but nowhere else. They're normally way more popular than you. You get along and hang out in class, but they don't acknowledge you anywhere else.

Girl 1: I kind of like Nick.
Girl 2: Oh he's cute. But do you ever even talk to him?
Girl 1: Kind of. He's a classroom friend.
Girl 2: Oh gosh that sucks.
Girl 1: Yeah.

by swallowbacca May 5, 2013