Congestive

what a sexy dumb blonde biaatch!!

*walks into door*
wot a congestive wannabe :S:S::S

by loooooooooooolhi October 20, 2008

Congogulate

To gather rambunctiously.

Hey, lets go congogulate with that group of stoners in front of Wal-Mart.

by Epsilon23 July 7, 2009

Congratfelations

A blow job given as a form of congratulations.

John: I got the promotion to HR Specialist III today!
Mary: That's great--allow me to offer you my congratfelations.
John: Oh hells yeah!

by Milfia January 7, 2010

Congcoo

Slang term for penis.

A bumbling idiot walks into a gay bar and asks a guy : may I stick my congcoo in your lodit?

And that guy, also a bumbling idiot says: i would say that my lodit is rarely used for that joe,,, but if you would like my sizable congcoo in your lodit it could possibly be arranged...

by skankyelectricguy1 August 5, 2010

Congratulhated

Voicing your best wishes while thinking of ways to kill them and get away with it.

I congratulhated Lisa on her big promotion. Do you know if the windows in that new corner office of hers open?

by Cd2009 September 4, 2010

congrets

noun- /kuhn-grets/ What you offer when you don't know if you should be saying congratulations or sympathies.

ex. "So you broke up with the person who made you miserable? Well, congrets!"

by MsKitten November 25, 2010

Congumbled

A meaning of which you are so confused it feels like your head is up your ass... so confused that you will indeed masturbate until the point of which you finally remember your name and what you ate for lunch. congumbled.

I was soooooo congumbled when my dick fell off.

by T-ROYAL January 21, 2011