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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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Bi-Computal

The ability for a person to use both a MAC and PC functionally.
Joe is bi-computal, he built out a Visio and then translated it to Graffle.
by Berticusmaximus May 30, 2013
mugGet the Bi-Computalmug.

computer studies

A technical term used on the Tattooing industry for Porn. It is often used for the passing of time between customers
"Did i miss much at work today?"

"Na dude, spent most of my time catching up on computer studies"

"...Sweet"
by Crazydude165 January 12, 2014
mugGet the computer studiesmug.

computer

a fucking machine with wires and shit people use it to watch porn and shit while in school aka hell.
dude 1: what do you do in hell

dude 2 watch porn and shit on my

computer

dude 1: same
by azwsexrdcytugfvbkhjn April 14, 2022
mugGet the computermug.

Computer tech class

Your favorite class where you get to see the baddie teach the class and teach you about technology.
Yo! I can't wait to go Riz the computer tech class teacher she is so bad!
by TJMcurry September 23, 2022
mugGet the Computer tech classmug.

Computate

Computate is not a goddamn word, Bobby.
by Wardsmythe October 29, 2021
mugGet the Computatemug.

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