Taiwanese Split

A sexual position in which one party is lying on their back and their partner is straddling one leg while balancing the other leg on their shoulder. AKA a partner stretch.

Did you see the boys wrestling? I saw a perfect Taiwanese Split at one point…

by Tittles77 June 12, 2021

Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Splitted

The act of pre-splitting one long graduation line into two separate lines, prior to everyone losing their minds.

The graduation lines have already been splitted.

by Ekim Snilloc May 8, 2019

split the moisty

Urinating female

She has gone to split the moisty

by Onieweeeee January 23, 2019

Platano Split

When you and your friend really want some good quality action and take a platano, throw whip cream on it and ENJOY it in many different ways IYKWIM!!!!!

Hey what are you doing today?

nothing. you wanna do something?

sure. how about a platano split?

Sounds great. ill bring a platanero to use the platano and we can have A TON OF FUN!

by Platanero IYKWIM! June 28, 2009

The Split

The inevitable point during a proper midwest dinner (usually towards the end) where one of the diners notices that they will be the ones eating the last and final bite. The last and final bite started as a grand dessert and was whittled down as it was passed around with no one wanting to be the one to take the last bite.

Jane looked on with dread, counting the people as the piece of cake neared the moment of the split.

by smooth cookie September 28, 2021

Split the baby

It is crazy that you will deny yourself justice just to prevent me from getting it.

Hym "Really. You trying to split the baby on literally every issue is crazy. Cite the lesbian who pretended to be a man."

by Hym Iam June 4, 2025