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Cadyn: ha, you midget
Kaitlyn: prepare for murder you tall menace
by The midget writer October 23, 2019
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Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets

A boy band consisting of guys around or below 5 feet tall.
The Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets all have at least a 6 pack abs, some of them have a 12 pack, and they out acrobat every other band/group at every show. It's kind of evil how they won more awards than just about every other group, it's kind of like part of hell broke loose. These things make Prince look like a giant, and yet nobody has seen a show quite like it before. The only thing more evil than this was the midget gangs/midget mobs.
by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021
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Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.
... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash
by 5533X3 November 16, 2020
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Midget Minority

A midget minority is a dwarf that is also a minority, but most commonly a sec offender, and no one knows why
I see a midget minority over there!

You know that means that they are a sec offender right?

Wait, really?

No, not all of them, but most of them
by BuffaloNuggs August 30, 2022
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midget tickler

A phrase defining when a person inappropriately touches children. Slang word for pedophile/ sexual predator.
Be careful Evan, your new neighbor Jake is a midget tickler!
by Evake March 23, 2024
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midget picket

When a long hardy rod is inserted into the anus of a little person. The little person has something written on their body resembling a picket sign.
Last night Joey and I made a midget picket.
by Midget Long Dong Mc shlong March 18, 2017
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significant midget

A tiny but essential component in a complex system or a small but influential idea in a broader context.
"Although it may seem insignificant, the tiny screw that holds the gears in place is actually a significant midget in the functionality of the clock."

Here's another example sentence:

"Although he may not have been the main character in the film, the actor's powerful and emotional performance made him a significant midget in the movie's success."
by The_Penatrated May 8, 2023
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