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Liberal

Bleeding-heart, guilt motivated, America ruining, Managerial-State supporting, weak, wimpy, senseless, communistic, socialist, pro-illegal immigrant, anti-free market, multi-culturalist, anti-white, pro-tax, and dinosaur idealogical person who has every complaint but no solution for anything.
Q. Damn, what do we do about illegal immigration? I'm in construction and can't get a job.

A. Let's give them food and water so they have a safe crossing and when they get here sign them up for welfare benefits thats the good liberal thing to do.
by Libertarian Dustin January 18, 2008
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librarian

A research and information geek.
Librarians desire to make the whole world of information available to people at the time they need it. Frustrated by the lack of interest in anything more complex than Britney Spears' bust size, some librarians withdraw into an autistic fantasy where everything is perfectly organized. Others catch unsuspecting researchers and brain-dump the contents of the British Library on them. Generally possessed of insane amounts of patience, as Garrison Kiellor pointed out.
"If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up." -- comic caption
by Jenne Bunny November 30, 2007
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Liberal

An extremely retarded individual that blames everyone else for the source of all their problems, is against the 2nd amendment, and pro-actively supports ISIS and seeks to defend left-wing terrorist organizations such as Antifa or BLM. They are currently the people that are worsening the worlds problems by creating even more problems. Not to mention, like all left-wingers, they believe everything that White's say or do are considered "racist."
Liberal: "I'm against guns, and everything is racist."
Intelligent person: "You're very fucking retarded."
by UNGH72 November 24, 2020
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Liberal Democrats

The Party of the United Kingdom whose policies include:

<insert policies here>

An whose ideology is generally considered to be <ideology>. They care with great conviction about <section of society>, and have plans to scrap most of the nation's defences. They also have plans to raise taxes on... pretty much everyone.

Scientists have studied the Liberal Democrat Party for a number of years, and, after much investigation, have concluded that it's a bit like Labour, except, worse.
I'm part of the Liberal Democrats, and I'm going to sit on the fence and just hope that no one attacks Britain. If they do, I can wave my socialist flag at them paid for with lots of tax rises.
by TGPEG April 18, 2010
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liberal

1. An individual or group of individuals that embrace all views...unless you disagree with them.

2. Most of the media.

3. One who would rather take away your constitutional right to bear arms, then to take away bin Laden's or Saddam's weapons.
Today's liberals want to make the world a better place...as long as they don't have to make the big sacrifices, and someone else does.
by tradesman March 31, 2003
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Liberal

A mentally retarded person who runs on emotions not facts.
I am not sure that liberal is very smart
by BIGDICK69% November 9, 2020
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Liberal

A political group of people who vote democrat mostly based off of emotions.
“Yooo look at that dumbass voting for biden what a liberal” sorry I used 2 dumbass and 1 child sniffer in my sentence
by AWOMEN January 6, 2021
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