January 10 

If you are born on January 10th than you are a dinosaur

That means your old

If you are born on January 10th than you are a dinosaur

That means your old

January 10 by PoopisYummyanddelicious October 27, 2019

January 18th 

It’s national crackhead day!! To all you crackheads wether you smoke or not you’re a crackhead!!! We are all crackheads this day! GOOO USSSS!!!

She likes to smoke a lot or she’s a crazy she’s a January 18th

January 18th by AJNSJDKJDJDJDHBF BE December 19, 2019

January 23 

Is the best birthday know to man if you were born on this day you are 🥵 and you don’t think you are but you REALLY ARE

“You’ve got a friend that has the birthday January 23”

January 23 by Sksksksksksk save the turtles November 6, 2019

January 21 

National harass a trumpie day

"why are you being so mean?"
"It's january 21st!"
"Oh, ok. Carry on."

January 21 by tatelangdonswife January 4, 2021

January 19 

The international day to appreciate people named something that sounds like cat.

"what day is it?"-person 1
" January 19 "-person 2
"monkey cat"-person 1
;)

January 19 by dudebromanchad January 18, 2021

January 27 

National eat that pussy day .
Give your crush,a friend, or a random female some head.

"Hey alicia u want some head, its january 27."
"Sure u cane lick my pussy"

January 27 by Ovvar October 19, 2019

January 31st 

A nigga born on this day finna kill you in yo sleep; this nigga finna kill you and eat yo dead body

“Damn, that nigga joe born on January 31st, stay the fuck away from that nigga!”

January 31st by Rusty-Chicken October 16, 2019