cooking a clot 

When a female is menstruating while sitting on a heated car seat.

Donna, turn down the heated seats! I am cooking a clot!

cooking a clot by Alicia Jalinski July 8, 2007

cooksourced 

Plagiarizing content and republishing it as your own, as Cooks Source magazine allegedly did to blogger Monica Gaudio, as recounted on her Live Journal.

Bonus points if you also tell the person you lifted the work from that they should be grateful to you for editing their original.

-Dude! You can't turn that paper into to your comparative web class. You cooksourced it from Daring Fireball.

--Yes, but I edited that jerks words and made it better, so it's all good.

cooksourced by Guy Grand November 5, 2010

cookin swag 

dance created by lil b swag swag

Chef, pot, knife, cookin swag!!!

cookin swag by Speed Racer Bro April 20, 2011

Cookiebook 

A social networking website created by the Cookie Monster.

"I found my wife on Cookiebook.com/findawifenow"

Cookiebook by bigernig November 26, 2011

Cookeh 

A cookie that's not quite a cookie but rather, has an internet spin on it. Usually picture as baked, warm and full of chocolate chips.

*In an Internet Chatroom*
Person 1: Hey, got any cookies?
Person 2: Any what?
Person 1: My bad, cookehs
Person 2: Oh, that's what you meant. Ya I'm taking them out of the oven right now!

Cookeh by Andrew_Woodstock September 29, 2013

Cookie Beast 

One who splooges on cookies, then they proceed to provide these cookies to their kids.

Mr. Johnny, our teacher, is a real cookie beast. He really knows how to make a good cookie.

Cookie Beast by Cloak Cackler November 29, 2016

cookie broom 

A thicker mustache specifically grown for the purpose of eating vagina.

At first she hated the fact that I was growing a mustache, but when is reached full cookie broom status she begged me not to shave it off.

cookie broom by Mrdusso March 12, 2017