Abstract art 

Abstract Art

adj. A politically correct euphemism for terribad.

noun. An admission of intellectual impotence.

Music is not abstract art as it is arranged into a sequence. You do not simply button mash a piano.

1. a) John's art was terribad.

1. b) John likes to paint abstract art.

2. a) I suck at art.

2. b) I'm exploring abstract art.

Abstract art by 0bs3n3 November 15, 2009

acid art 

Any kind of media or art that, when viewed, makes you wonder what exactly the artist was tripping on when they came up with the concept.

"Hey dude, the ads on this channel are hectic weird! It's like acid art or something"

acid art by Carl March 3, 2006

latte art

Decorated cappuccinos and coffee using only the movement of the jug. The picture in the foam could be a heart, a leaf, even a cute puppy! A visual treat for a coffee drinker!

A quick search for "latte art" will show you various examples of the genre.

It made my day when I ordered a latte and I found that it had been decorated with a lovely heart! It was almost too beatiful to drink that latte art ............ but not quite!

latte art by w00fdawg October 1, 2005

"my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War 

"my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"Hey dude check this out, "my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War"

"my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War by octopine December 7, 2020

electric art 

Art which is, at some point in it's creation, is editted on a computer. As opposed to acoustic art, which is done by hand.

Guy 1 - Hey, look at this pic I just did.
Guy 2 - Wow, cool. Done on a comp?
Guy 1 - Yup, electric art ftw!

electric art by Yhtomit August 25, 2008

Super Art 

Something, anything, like a used kleenex, or a picture of a white wall. An empty cup of coffee, or just a simple poem made up of three words. Maybe a painting that shows nothing but darkness, or a thirty minute video of a stoplight.

Something that has so much artistic value, hard work, and talent put into it, that it can sell for millions of dollars, even though it looks like something a two-year-old kid with no arms could make.

Super Art is more valuable than regular art, because no one, absolutely no one, can do it unless they go to a super expensive art school. It also sells for lots of money, generally to rich white people

Most super artists earn their talent from school, unlike regular artists who struggled and worked hard to be where they are.

Some say that Super Art is not real art, but they are just uncultured and ignorant. They don't see the meaning behind that scrunched-up newspaper because they probably didn't graduate from college.

Person 1: Look at that painting.
Person 2: ... It's just a canvas painted all black.
Person 1: Isn't it beautiful? How much is it? - Two million?! I'll take it!
Person 2: Are you crazy?! That's not even art!
Person 1: It's more than art, it's SUPER ART.

Super Art by rrangel February 19, 2011

flash art 

The pre-drawn tattoo ideas hanging, on the walls of a tattoo parlor when you walk in.

Man 1: hey dude, i don't what i wanna get for my next tattoo.

Man 2: It's okay the place on 48th and 9th has some dope flash art.

flash art by Berkeley Blue April 4, 2017