muff

A large hairy, unemployed person with abnormal amounts of body hair. Is able to grow beards over night and grow stubble on tongue. The Muff will be able to sustain a heavy amounts of alcohol and protein shakes.

Josh is the mighty king of all Muffs. Peace x

by "Beaver" n STEVE June 24, 2007

Dirty Muff

when you haven't shaven or cleaned your vagina for a while and its dirty.

i have a dirty muff, havent shaven my vagina in a while
needs a wash.

by i ily you September 28, 2008

muff huffer

one who partakes in the huffing of muff.

He huffed my muff all night long.

by andy February 7, 2005

lovely blooded muff

A variation of "Lovely Stuff" which was coined by Jules Berry of worldpay fame.

"Out tonight hero?"
"Yeah its gonna be lovely blooded muff mate"

by TimmyMagic November 28, 2006

muff

A Combination of "Messed Up" and "Fucked up"

I was going to sink that 3-pointer but I Muffed up.

by Muff-Diver July 15, 2003

muff

Half a muffin. Discovered when Glenn College was stingy and only gave us muffin halves, instead of a whole one.

"I'm gonna put this muff in my fridge for later"

by orgabulator August 22, 2004

muff

Muff is to lick pussy

Muff your best friend while i wank

by rudi October 28, 2006