moaning myrtle

The ghostly girl that likes Harry Potter in the second and fourth books. She haunts one of the girls bathrooms at Hogwarts. She helps Harry and Ron find the chamber of secrets, and also helps Harry open the egg.

Moaning Myrtle likes Harry Potter

by Testes101 April 13, 2009

moaning shot

When a you have your partner stick there middle and index finger into the vagina and slant the fingers upward moving them in and out and licking the clit causing the vagina to spray cum causing a true female orgasm!!!!

I gave my girl friend a moaning shot last night!

by quiksilver12234567 December 10, 2008

Morning dew

The equivalent of morning wood, only for girls. Wetness in the morning caused by horniness.

Dude, she had serious morning dew.

by jsabo November 22, 2009

amish morning

you will need a tubesock a box of wood screws and a passed out person. fill the tube sock with the screws and start swinging it at the passed out person.

I found my wife in my bed with another man, so i gave them both a amish morning.

by CAPTIAN HERO January 14, 2008

moaning whale

a big boned/enormous girl getting screwed and making loud sounds that make you want to cringe e.g emma dowsing.

i was banging that fat chick lastnight .. how drunk was i she was a moaning whale. i couldnt even find the hole.

by fuktart July 16, 2011

Morning Wanker

Someone that is irritatingly cheerful at ungodly hours in the morning. Loves the morning so much that it seems they must "wank off" to being awake this early. Can sometimes be condescending about how much they got done while you were asleep.

John: "Hi there, Linda! I got up at 5 this morning to watch the sun rise! I'm so excited to start my day!"

Linda: "That's great you morning wanker."

by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011

Morning Cash

The 'Ring of Fire' one experiences after a night of intense Vindaloo consumption

"Damn it Ted, I think I've set myself up for some Morning Cash tomorrow"

by thecallofthewild June 21, 2007