Bruce Lee Blumpkin

After receiving fellatio and depositing feces in the lavatory you proceed to give a doubled handed karate chop to both sides of the neck to the person who just gave you fellatio

Denise passed out from the pain from our Bruce Lee Blumpkin session we had last night

by coffee pot August 30, 2008

Full Service Blumpkin

A standard blumpkin followed by a rimjob. That's as much description as I'm offering; I'll leave it for you to do the math.

Asshole #1: Man, that marginally pretty hyper slut, Sally--you know the one who doesn't quite fit in and has all those horrible daddy and self esteem issues--well, anyway, she's so fucking messed up in the skull that I actually talked the stupid whore into giving me a FULL SERVICE BLUMPKIN about an hour ago!!!
Asshole #... other asshole: Was she drunk?
Asshole #1: Nope.
Other asshole: Did you get her to sign a consent form?
Asshole #1: Well, duh, moron--I mean I'm not some Neanderthal, troglodyte, rapist monster who goes around preying on vulnerable women, or anything.
Other Asshole: Well, sweet then. High five!

by Someone who misses their balls March 6, 2016

kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme

The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.

Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 29, 2021

reverse blumpkin

Receiving head or t-bagging while a woman is on the toilet.

Dave walked into the wrong bathroom only to receive the reverse blumpkin from a stranger.

by Dan June 2, 2004

Blumpkin Red Tide

Similar to the Blumpkin El Nino, however instead of toilet water that splashes on her chin it's diarrhea

just as i was getting a blumpkin last night that double cheesburger i had went right through me and caused a Blumpkin Red Tide on her face

by another new guy December 10, 2008

Reverse Blumpkin

You piss while someone sucks on your ass hole.

Steve- The other night my ho gave me a nice Reverse Blumpkin.
Bov- She must really like to lick poop?
Steve- Only on the days that end with a 'y'.

by Ced Ellis December 3, 2009

Blumpkin

on the day after Halloween, you find abandoned pumpkins, shit in them and throw them at an orphanage.

"Jaymac, did you seriously just blumpkin that orphanage? ...you sick fuck."

by Dan Shvartsman November 26, 2007