Trumpdick

The orange cheese dusted penis after a long vigorous cheeto induced masturbation session.

My wife came home and caught me with trumpdick, and all of the kid's cheetos missing

by Chestercheeto69 April 19, 2018

Trumpid

Meaning: To be willfully stupid or ignorant, despite facts presented, á la DJT and his most rabid supporters. See also: Obliviot.

Reporters have noticed that no amount of evidence to the contrary will sway the most die-hard Trump fans, they are simply Trumpid.

by JLCD November 9, 2017

Trumpist

A person who has a delicate ego, spreads lies, hates facts, hypocritical, narcissistic, unethical, a White Nationalist and generally gross.

That person is a total trumpist.

by BelieverInTruth January 13, 2017

Trumping

When a demagogue uses hyperbole at nauseum; to grandstand in an all talk no plan fashion.

That self absorbed guy on TV with the bad hair piece sounds like a broken record when he keeps repeating the same inflammatory things. He needs to stop trumping.

by RawkScreamer December 27, 2015

Trump Reflex

When something occurs that puts you in such a state of shock, you're not sure if you should;

1) Laugh at the absurdity of the situation
2) Cry
3) Become so enraged that you feel the need to vomit

4) Preform all 3 at the same time

I can't watch the news anymore, it's just one Trump Reflex after another.

by Heilstrahl February 8, 2017

Trump Tweeted ...

A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.

and in recent news, Trump Tweeted ... (insert bullshit of choice here).

by YAWA March 1, 2019

Bubble Trumps

What Salad Fingers says instead of "Oh My Goodness" or

"Oh My God"

Salad Fingers: I've made you a friend hat!... (Talking to his finger puppets)
Salad Fingers: Oh, bubble trumps

by Owl City Forever October 27, 2012