midget pile

by marlakita July 30, 2017
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Midget mommy

When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom
I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar
by Alan15 December 10, 2018
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Gay midget

1: hey

2: Sophia's a gay midget.
by random guy5237346 November 13, 2022
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Midget Toe Syndrome

Midget Toe Syndrome
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That boy has got tiny little Toes"

Chris "haven't you heard of Midget Toe Syndrome?"
by chipthechap July 08, 2010
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midget

Small in stature human with generally poor banter. Not of full size or development.
Look at little Rory - poor bloke is a midget.
by rorymac November 29, 2016
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buff midget

Person- your a buff midget

Corbin- what does that even mean

Person- short thick boi
by LaChostosina April 25, 2021
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Midget

Someone whos name oddly starts with a r
Yoo look a midget
by Salty sock October 08, 2021
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