Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.

"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."

by Coolio January 16, 2004

Dog Faced Gremlin

When a broad is so repulsive and so ghastly as to appear to the viewer as a Dog Faced Gremlin. This is especially true if she drives a Dodge Neon. Commonly abbreviated using its acronym, D.F.G.

After throwing up in an Osborne's parking lot "Hey dude, did you drink too much tonight?" "Nah man, I just caught a glimpse of the DFG!"

by Pize October 13, 2004

Cunt Faced Whore

Someone who slepts around alot ad likes it Everyone gets face full of her cunt.

Damn! Shes a cuntfaced whore.

by Aaron July 12, 2004

blumkin cornea transplant con feces

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.

plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.

by bctcf666 December 28, 2007

feed the toilet

Another way for saying to excrete feces from one's anus. An expression invented by me, which provides the analogy of a toilet eating feces, which is what happens when you flush.

"BRB, I needa feed the toilet, hes getting hungry.

by nimadude April 11, 2006

feed the bulldog

'Feeding the bulldog' is used in the business world to have enough revenue to meet expenses.

Good intentions don't feed the bulldog.

by osidechris March 18, 2014

Feed Bag

Any attractive woman in which you would like to have said woman's legs wrapped around your head to wear them like a horse's feed bag in order perform oral sex on her.

Wow. I'd wear her like a mother fuggin' feed bag.

by acidicmynd April 10, 2011