Immaculate. The most bout-it bitch ever. Never fu'in rep'd in a card game. Unstopable. Rapes his arch-nemesis Lil' G. in the face on a daily basis. Watches over the household when you are away.
His name is synonymous with everything good in the universe.
Also known as "Nigga X."
His name is synonymous with everything good in the universe.
Also known as "Nigga X."
by Pize October 19, 2004
The inability to properly perform cunnilingus (go down on a chick) due to extreme dryness. Often occurs when the female is extremely intoxicated, or by chance is dehydrated from anorexia/bulemia. The name is acquired from the girl's crotch strong resemblence to a sun-dried tomatoe from the Olive Garden. Can be abbreviated to 'Tomatoe,' if both parties know what the abbreviation implies. Also can become the guilty girl's new pet nickname.
{Lunch the morning after a party} "So, did you get anything out of her?" "Shit, all I got was a fucking Sun-Dried Tomatoe."
by Pize October 15, 2004
The process of sitting on the couch and managing to cross one's legs just so, so that one's flacid penis effortlessly dangles from the bottom of one's shorts, all the while entertaining one's high school aged son's friends after dinner. Naturally, one of the friends catches a glimpse, and proclaims Yo Sr. to have been "Releasing the Stub." Not to be overused.
{In a hysterical laughter at an after-party} "Well, you never release the stub Raag. It ain't genetical."
by Pize October 13, 2004
When a broad is so repulsive and so ghastly as to appear to the viewer as a Dog Faced Gremlin. This is especially true if she drives a Dodge Neon. Commonly abbreviated using its acronym, D.F.G.
After throwing up in an Osborne's parking lot "Hey dude, did you drink too much tonight?" "Nah man, I just caught a glimpse of the DFG!"
by Pize October 13, 2004
The very covert act of replacing numbers with words. Can be very broadly applied, ranging from single-digit characters to very large integers. Originated from WWI American to British secret transmissions. VERY effective if there is a third party who is not in-the-know.
McGinty-Won : Twenty-One
Dixie Chicks : Sixty-Six
Penis Hunger I Implore : Three-Hundred and Four
Etcetera.
Dixie Chicks : Sixty-Six
Penis Hunger I Implore : Three-Hundred and Four
Etcetera.
by Pize October 20, 2004
by Pize October 13, 2004
The Holy Grail. When, through speech, bodily movements, or other indescribable means, one is so vividly amazing as to make married women lust after him, and induces a bow from Jesus himself.
Also commonly associated with a bird-like squak which doubles as a magnet of coolness.
Also commonly associated with a bird-like squak which doubles as a magnet of coolness.
{After someone not-in-the-know inquires as to what all the commotion is over, and why all the girls are trying to hook-up with Pize, and why the universe's levels of coolness suddenly rose} "Okay, dude, where have you been? Did you not just see him Pize Out?"
by Pize October 15, 2004